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“Oh shit Mom, sorry! I thought Dad was in here,†she said startled to see her mother standing there naked.“Your father? You burst into the bathroom expecting to find your father about to get into the shower? What the hell young lady!†her Mom
daughterlover: “Oh shit Mom, sorry! I thought Dad was in here,” she said startled to see her mother standing there naked. “Your father? You burst into the bathroom expecting to find your father about to get into the shower? What the hell young lady!”
tenth-avenue: 127-lbs: the-jackals: tedbre: thejamesboyle: caluummhood: HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE MAKE A WISH the first post ever on tumblr this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDS
sasucakes2-0: sasuek-pls: embracesarcasm: You’ll shit bricks if you see it! is it the lamp? that looks like a frog omg I thought it was the fact that the frog lamp looked like a penis askfhkasf
127-lbs: the-jackals: tedbre: thejamesboyle: caluummhood: HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE MAKE A WISH the first post ever on tumblr this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR
Sorry dude… I thought I was all alone… I can put it away. Don’t apologize… OR put it away. Here let me help. FUCK! Shit! Don’t stop! Make your dreams come true: don’t put it away… let me see! nudedreamscomi
ifeelsinister: 127-lbs: the-jackals: tedbre: thejamesboyle: caluummhood: HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE MAKE A WISH the first post ever on tumblr this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE
trottimmus: alternativecheese:lackyannie:in any language, we know this painthis is fucking funnier in spanish I kindof didn’t see it was in Spanish so u thought she was saying shit then actually shat her new pants.
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Um guys?… can you see my post?… did tumblr mute me……. cause that’s shit ..
thebuttkingpost: friendshipismax: thebuttkingpost: I legitimately thought this was a shitpost at first everytime I see this ad I just go “what is this??” FUCKING THEY JUST PUT AN IGUANA FACE ON A DOG OR SOME SHIT I’M SCREAMING OMG
clawmachine: tamizhnadu: tamizhnadu: “go outside is ableist towards agoraphobes” vs “pee your pants is ableist towards incontinence” fight @clawmachine i see this and raise you the one time i saw someone put “not able bodied” on their
horny-mexicano90: the-absolute-best-gifs: jsantagato: I thought I was about to see some wild shit. When it hits the water bottle its really cool. :0
haha-woww: trottimmus: alternativecheese:lackyannie:in any language, we know this painthis is fucking funnier in spanish I kindof didn’t see it was in Spanish so u thought she was saying shit then actually shat her new pants. haha…. woww….
as great as 2k17 was…there is some shit that just shouldnt occur anymore. like…everything is NOT “a vibe”. i want to see brown and black hair brought back amongst musicians. too many colorful fucking hairstyles and hairdos. idk
tsarbucks: jsantagato: I thought I was about to see some wild shit. oh my god
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: poweredbysarcasmandcoffee: uberzers: WAS I THE ONLY ONE SAD ABOUT THIS? Seeing them be all friends and shit at the beginning, KNOWING THAT IT WAS INEVITABLY GOING TO END!? god damn prequels. I thought it was going
rxguelove: infinitysproductions: dnotive: YOU CUT THAT OUT I’m glad I’m not the only one who does this when they see a car. Holy shit. Honest to god I really thought I was the only one
quitethefreak: justantron: “If you miss a bitch and wanna see her and talk to her but she’s not fucking with you, just relax. Women feel that shit 10 times more. She misses you too, nigga.” Thought I was the only one in the world who
the-absolute-best-gifs: jsantagato: I thought I was about to see some wild shit.
jasongraceless: killer—ink: I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU
hotmodelscoldbottles: coldeyesthatburn: daintyblackpegasus: heckyeahmsjillscott: Curacao North Sea Jazz 2012 OMG SO LITERALLY I GLANCED AT THIS AND THOUGHT IT WAS JAI I WAS LIKE WHEN DID JAI HAVE A CONCERT WHY WAS I NOT INVITED Omg now I can see
letmehithat: What? I reblogged this before and thought it was dope, but now I see something I didn’t before–what kinda log is that on the coals? You want wood chips, not a log. And are they cooking and them coals still black as shit? Eww
sleepanddeath: Why is it every time a white person get called out for saying racist things their apologies are always vague? I’d rather her just be honest and just admit that shd thought no one would see this and that’s why she was say it. I really
ladymacbetterthanyou: misadventures0fashittalker: freshest-tittymilk: falulu: kinghispaniola: See all y'all who was jumping on this man, need to take 10 step back, this bitch is known for stealing ! I guranteed everytime she goes go to a rich niggas
jansport: Yep, those birds are spinning. oh my god I thought I drank tsoo muchs alcohol
ahoboandhisbox: ileftmyheartinwesteros: jansport: Yep, those birds are spinning. oh my god I thought I drank tsoo muchs alcohol lol kirsten. shut up! Ireally thought I was seeing shit, this is a bad gif for drunkse
ahoboandhisbox: ileftmyheartinwesteros: ahoboandhisbox: ileftmyheartinwesteros: jansport: Yep, those birds are spinning. oh my god I thought I drank tsoo muchs alcohol lol kirsten. shut up! Ireally thought I was seeing shit, this is a bad gif
sheepinthewolves: somione: sixpenceee: sixpenceee: The Shadow People Do you ever see something out of the corner of your eye ? Like something moving really fast. A lot of people claim that these creatures are called “shadow people”. Most sitings
okhaley: 127-lbs: the-jackals: tedbre: thejamesboyle: caluummhood: HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE MAKE A WISH the first post ever on tumblr this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY
cumyolk: my dad walked in my room with this and he thought it was the funniest shit, so give the brilliant man what he wants. spread his meme. do his bidding he needs the world to see his work do it for my dad. spread the meme
frothyfrothy-loins: steroidallolita:fandom-with-a-ph:just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.OH MY GODwhatWHATWHAT Um no..In the parlance of jazz, a square was a person who
snapchatting: that hot popular guy in 8th grade is the reason why i figured out i was gay like he did a cartwheel and his shirt went up and you could see his abs and i thought “that’s the shit i like” which was immediately followed by “oh my
vizualbeauty: Rachel was stunned when she felt the Lovense Lush 2 Bluetooth controlled vibe inside her start up. She quickly looked around to see if Mr. Crude was nearby.“That fucker,” she thought to herself. “Oh, shit! mmmmm… oh, yeah!
snapchatting: that hot popular guy in 8th grade is the reason why I figured out I was gay like he did a cartwheel and his shirt went up and you could see his abs and I thought “that’s the shit I like” which was immediately followed by “oh my